1.Forgot to take down ur christmas decoraions for 3 years ago.2.u have on okie cross road stand off to see who can be the most poliet driver.3.ur idea of a trafic jam is 10 cars waiting for a tractor.4 you messure miles in minuets.5. . You can properly pronounce all of the following, and without laughing: Eufaula, Muskogee, Pushmataha, Sapulpa, Okemah, Tishomingo, and Chickasha.6.A tornado siren is not cause for alarm, but is usually just your signal to go out in the yard and look for the funnel. (Fun for the whole family:)7.You are Okie if you've ever had this conversation with a friend:
11.You can identify at least five varieties of venomous snakes on sight.
12.The local paper quickly covers national and international headlines on the front page, but requires six pages for sports and two pages for local church news.
13.You know more than one woman who consulted an O.U. football schedule to plan her wedding date
14.You don't find it the least bit odd to find "chicken fried chicken" on a menu.
15.You know the difference between "Durant" and "Doorant," and you always knowwhichstate has a "Mia-muh," and which one has a "Mia-mee."
16.
- "Ya wanna coke?"
- "Sure."
- "What kind ya want?"
- "Dr. Pepper."
- reckon
- plumb e.g., "plumb stove up," "plumb tired," etc.
- Howdy"
- I swar instead of "I swear"
- fixin' to instead of "preparing to"
- chat instead of gravel
- Dry county
- The B.C. Clark Christmas jingle, "Once saved, always saved"
- "Useless as tits on a boar hog."
- "Go Sooners"
- "Shoot far (fire) and save the matches"
- Liquor-by-the-drink
- Vacation Bible School
- "Peppered cream gravy on everything, please Ma'am"
- Just open all the windows and get in the bathtub.
11.You can identify at least five varieties of venomous snakes on sight.
12.The local paper quickly covers national and international headlines on the front page, but requires six pages for sports and two pages for local church news.
13.You know more than one woman who consulted an O.U. football schedule to plan her wedding date
14.You don't find it the least bit odd to find "chicken fried chicken" on a menu.
15.You know the difference between "Durant" and "Doorant," and you always knowwhichstate has a "Mia-muh," and which one has a "Mia-mee."
16.
| A BMW is not nearly the status symbol that a Ford F150 4x4 is. 17. You don't find it in the least bit odd to find video rentals, ammunition, and live bait all at the same convenience store. 18. You know all four seasons by heart: Tornado, Summer, Still Summer, Christmas. 19. You know exactly what calf fries and mountain oysters are, but you eat them anyway. 20. You can't always remember which year your Mama was born, but you can rattle off the years of the national championships OU won in your lifetime lickety-split. Yup i am proud to say im an okie:))) |
